Mary Had a Little Lamb Funny Poems

13-04-2009, 12:47 AM

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too...cause he was funny that way

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little miss moffit
sat on her toffit
eating sausage and chips
along came a spider and sat down beside her
and she bashed the poor blighter to bits
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candle stick
Dear oh dear he should have jumped higher
Oh good gracious, great balls of fire

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and whispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now its black and crispy

Mary 'ad a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She took it down the garden path
And kicked its f**king c**t in!!!!!

Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock.

The following content has been hidden - Reason : sexual content... rude and disgusting but funny

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed

The following content has been hidden - Reason : sexual content... rude and disgusting but funny

Little Bo Peep was giving him head

As he came, she started to weep

She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep

Roll, roll, roll your joint

twist it at the end,

take a puff,

that�s enough
and pass it to a friend

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded,
And everywhere she went,
Gynacologists surrounded .

Mary had a little watch
she swallowed it one day
and so she took some Epsom salts
to pass the time away
But though she tried, and tried, and tried
she couldn't make time pass
So if you want to know the time
just look up Mary's ass

Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was black as charcoal
Every time she stroked it,
sparks flew out its ********

Song a song of siphilis,
A fanny full of crabs,
4 and 20 ulcers,
Covered in scabs,
When the scabs were opened,
The **** began to sing,
Isn't this a dirty place to put your penis in?

13-04-2009, 01:52 AM

HA nice omg wow :P

i love things like this if you got more post 'em

13-04-2009, 12:47 AM	#1
♥claireabell♥ Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ♥ Leicester, uk ♥ I am currently:	Adult - adult nursery rhymes, rudeswearing Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front ...but she didn't wear that one very often Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too...cause he was funny that way Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Little miss moffit sat on her toffit eating sausage and chips along came a spider and sat down beside her and she bashed the poor blighter to bits Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candle stick Dear oh dear he should have jumped higher Oh good gracious, great balls of fire Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was white and whispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now its black and crispy Mary 'ad a little pig She couldn't stop it gruntin' She took it down the garden path And kicked its fking ct in!!!!! Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun Then died of electric shock. The following content has been hidden - Reason : sexual content... rude and disgusting but funny Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed The following content has been hidden - Reason : sexual content... rude and disgusting but funny Little Bo Peep was giving him head As he came, she started to weep She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that�s enough and pass it to a friend *Mary had a little pig,* She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. *Mary had a little lamb,* The doctors were astounded, And everywhere she went, Gynacologists surrounded . *Mary had a little watch* she swallowed it one day and so she took some Epsom salts to pass the time away But though she tried, and tried, and tried she couldn't make time pass So if you want to know the time just look up Mary's ass *Mary had a little lamb* its fleece was black as charcoal Every time she stroked it, sparks flew out its ****** Song a song of siphilis, A fanny full of crabs, 4 and 20 ulcers, Covered in scabs, When the scabs were opened, The ** began to sing, Isn't this a dirty place to put your penis in? Last edited by x.ILY.x : 13-04-2009 at 01:06 AM.
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13-04-2009, 12:58 AM	#2
Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK I am currently:	I laughed. Hehe. x)
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13-04-2009, 01:39 AM	#3
BECKY! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Staffordshire, England I am currently:	some of them were funny, others werent quite so funny! thanks for sharing though! i laughed in the way an 11 year old school boy would have laughed!

13-04-2009, 01:44 AM	#4
the world is no longer mysterious Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Florida I am currently:	I laughed at all of them...but then again most of my friends are guys so I have a bit of a perverted sense of humor :)
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13-04-2009, 01:52 AM	#5
	HA nice omg wow :P i love things like this if you got more post 'em